Adulting Survival Kit
For People Who Are Absolutely Winging It
Let's be honest: nobody actually knows what they're doing. We're all just googling stuff and hoping no one notices. These checklists won't fix your life, but at least you'll laugh about it. 💀
🔥 Bundle Deals
The Adulting Survival Kit
All 10 checklists for people pretending they have their life together. (Spoiler: nobody does.)
💰 Save $12!
Includes 10 Checklists:
- Am I Ready to Move Out?
- Survived Another Monday Bingo
- How Broke Am I? Calculator
- Relationship Red Flags Scorecard
- Hosting Guests Panic Checklist
- Job Interview Survival Guide
- Grocery Shopping Reality Check
- Did I Adult Today? Tracker
- Emergency Contact Decision Tree
- Sunday Scaries Checklist
Adulting Starter Pack
The 4 essentials for surviving adulthood. Start here if you're new to "fake it till you make it."
💰 Save $3!
Includes 4 Fan Favorites:
- Am I Ready to Move Out?
- Did I Adult Today? Tracker
- How Broke Am I? Calculator
- Survived Another Monday Bingo
📋 Individual Checklists
Pick your poison. Each one is $2.99.
☕ Survived Another Monday Bingo
Hit snooze 3+ times? Called coffee a meal? Mark it off and embrace the chaos.
💸 How Broke Am I? Calculator
Scientifically calculate your financial disaster level. Spoiler: counting coins for lunch = you're broke.
🚚 Am I Ready to Move Out? Checklist
Can you make mac and cheese without burning it? Find out if you're actually ready to leave the nest.
🚩 Relationship Red Flags Scorecard
Still has ex's Netflix? Wears high school letterman jacket at 28? Check the flags.
🏠 Hosting Guests Panic Checklist
Someone's coming over in 30 minutes and you live like a raccoon. Here's your emergency protocol.
💼 Job Interview Survival Checklist
Googled the company 5 minutes before? Same. Before, during, and after survival guide.
🛒 Grocery Shopping Reality Check
Went for milk, left with $87 of snacks, forgot milk. The ultimate grocery shopping truth.
📞 Emergency Contact Decision Tree
Something broke. Who do you call? Flowchart for: Mom vs. YouTube vs. Dad vs. give up and pay someone.
Why People Love These
Actually Funny
Not your corporate "team building" cringe. Real humor for real chaos.
Painfully Accurate
You'll feel personally attacked. That's the point.
Perfect Gifts
For your friend who's "got their life together" (they don't).
Ready to Adult (Sort Of)?
Join the club of people who have no idea what they're doing but at least have checklists about it.
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